Dear Santa

I've made my list, checked it twice so this time your in town... you better not skip me, Santa!  There is so much talk about what to gift others and to get just the right thing.  I mean, it's crazy that it has come to directly asking each other what they want.  I'm not one for accepting gifts, especially something I know I will never use.  Either get me something I can use AND want or let's just leave it at a good ol' fashioned IOU for drinks some night.

Well, with the recent years of people gifting me junk and instilling an obligation to keep it because I always feel bad throwing shit away, I have made my list this year.  I've decided to put things on the list that I want but can't justify getting for myself.  I mean, go big THEN go home, right?!

• Awesome Pie Maker
• Hot Sauce because I can't find one with just the right balance of spice and flavor
• THIS Mixer
• An iPad, I mean, would a list be complete without one?
• Instant Camera just because I have always loved and missed Polaroids!
• The entire Le Creuset set.  I mean, even Oprah wants it!
• RSL Season Tickets.  Preferably premium seating but I'll take whatever I can get
• Puppy! Can't blame a girl for trying...

Well, this is just the start of the list but if you want the complete version it's under my pillow.  Oh, wait, wrong mythical character.

Well, I'm going to go study now since the big guy is watching.  Just remember, "... He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when your awake..." if that's not creepy enough!

Happy Holidays, whatever you and your loved ones choose to celebrate!


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